The Black Paper Moon

Notes: Written for ksvalentine and my claim there. My apologies for the lack of updates, but this ate up my time because I had to get it finished for TODAY and real-life is a bitch sometimes and wouldn't let me work on it. There is cracky and cheesy goodness ahead and I bet you totally can't guess what movie and song inspired this... there are so many references in this it's not funny.
Title: Snarfblatts and Dinglehoppers
Fandom: Star Trek: XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock {main} ; Bones/Scotty ; Sulu/Chekov ; Uhura/Kyle
Rating: pg
Words: 2293 words
Prompt: {Long prompt is long} Jim goes around making the day awesome for everyone - getting Uhura to meet up with her boyfriend (not Spock!), fixing Bones up with someone he's been wanting to date for a while, giving Chekov and Sulu the day off and maybe arranging a nice shore leave that they couldn't afford otherwise, etc. I can't think of anything for Scotty- maybe a dozen sandwiches and a new gizmo to tinker with? He arranged a vacation for Spock to meet up with his Vulcan fiancee on some other planet, where she was stationed and therefore survived the destruction of their planet... And then everyone gets back to work and realizes that Jim didn't get anything at all, and they band together to do something nice for him to show that he is appreciated. And Spock does and decides he loves Jim more than T'Pring, only Jim doesn't know this until the moment everyone gets together to do something nice for Jim.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek; it's the property of Gene Roddenberry and Paramount and a whole shitload of other people who I can't name cause I don't know but I'm sure that they're out there. I'm not them, and I don't own this, got it memorized?
( Humans used to use this to straighten their hair out. )